Best Before End : Cutting Corners



So, you folks feeling the pinch? What, you mean you haven't been queuing at petrol stations, panic buying, because of the VAT rise? Are you insane? Oh I see, there were no big queues at Shell Garages but there was at the supermarkets, because the berks all thought it was cheaper per litre when they weren't? Beat the VAT cuts? How does one really do that? Did you spend everything you're likely to spend in one year in one day? No? Right.

I had the ill-luck to see this daft cow (no not that daft cow pictured) on The Tonight Show, a special called 'Christmas or Bust'. This daft bitch,  Kate, was kind of moaning about only having £2,000 to spend this christmas, since she was tightening her belt. £2,000?!? How big is her family. In all seriousness it's actually obscene.  This programme was probably watched by families that can barley scrape £150 for presents and food at the best of times.

J Har...Hartley! Brewer

 Yeah, I know, I shouldn't let her get to me. We know she's more famous for having a cleveage than the bullshit she spouts, and the harpie wants to justify her services as an after dinner speaker for over 1K. What recently got on my nerves was this really lazy item on The One Show, harping on about cuts, and how they are coming and how they would hurt blah blah, particularly, oh so obviously, the hard working, tax paying, god fearing, right thinking, middles classes. Oh won't someone please think of the middle classes! Fuck me she and her lot are shit. Above this, and like the shit with The Tonight Show, what was the point? Is it meant to stir us from the collective zombiedom of Sky TV and Domino's pizza, to take to the streets? Is it supposed to make us go 'humph!' and throw our fist down on the side of the armchair? What is the point teling us something we kind of already know and knew? Cunts.

THE TEA PARTY

'How curious...how does one 'tea bag' Sarah Palin?'



BARONESS WASARMI



She doesn't like gays much.

 Is it just me who thinks that she's full of shit? You kind of feel that she's letting her sex down.