Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Turdner Prize UK Tour

If you unfortunate enough to be a commuter then your day probably won't be helped by the Turner Prize's attempt to gain more attention by imposing itself upon the public in the form of some kind of mobile art gallery at some of the UK's train stations. So you'll have a chance for yourself to witness the house of indifferent, anodyne shite, which attemtps to pass itself off as art. Janet Street Porter reckons that it'll be a great opportunity for the public to see the talent of great British art, blah, blah. Like we have to go to London to see art. Like we don't have art galleries everywhere else in the UK, which I have to say puts a lot of the stuff on display in London to shame. So folks, soon you'll be able to voice your opinion and maybe suitably interact with the art. Me, I'll be staying in and listening to the Kate Bush's album.

MICK HUCKNALL: Undisputeably a Cunt?

We're well aware by now that Mick's hair colour often brings about that snide and silly animalistic vitriol in people, even to the point where poor Mick feels it tantamounts to racism...but that is only half the point. He's still a cunt, isn't he? Don't believe me? Then check out the recent Q magazine interview in which he drop kicks a Cuban fan offstage and then storms out. Does he later apologise? Of course not. He's Mick Hucknall. He's rich and sold millions of records, he's better than that. But this poor Cuban fan who only wanted to join his hero onstage may face three years in jail according to reports after it emerged that Police found cannabis on the young fool. Will Mick step in to save him, and use all this so called influence? Nah, 'He's a silly boy. A very silly boy,' was all Mick had to say on the matter before getting onto his jet.
Source. Q magazine (December 2005)

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